HOW IT WORKS

You buy me drinks, and I draw stuff on drink napkins which can (if you choose) be linked to your site. Or you can buy me an anonymous drink, at which point I'll draw something random.

Either way, fun stuff will be made.

How do I buy you a drink?

To buy me a drink, simply fill out the form on the front page. Payments are processed through paypal, which means you can safely buy me a drink using either your paypal account or most credit/debit cards.

You do not need a paypal account in order to buy me a drink.

What do I get when I buy you drink?

When you buy me a drink, I'll make a custom drink napkin (Oooh, thematic) with a special drawing for you.

An image of your napkin will be placed on the site. This image will link to your own site (If you so choose. You don't have to include a website).

What order will the napkins be shown on the site?

Napkins will always be shown with the most expensive at the front, though the most recent will be displayed in a larger format at the top of the page, regardless of price. This will remain there until a new drink is bought.

What will you draw on the napkin?

Now you have two options. You can either tell me what you'd like on the napkin, or I can make one for you.

What can I tell you to put on the napkin?

Anything as long as it's relatively PG-13. This is a site for everyone. You could have me write a message, I could try to draw your logo, or you can suggest I try to draw something. No promises on quality.

What will you draw if I let you choose?

That'll be a surprise. I'll use your name, drink choice, and whatever you write in the "About You" field in order to make a custom picture for you. Or it might have a more random element to it.

Anything else about the drawings?

The more expensive the drink, the more effort and detail will go into the picture. Oh, and I'm a writer (not a drawer), so you're getting my own style of drawing. You can see some examples here.

If I don't like the drawing, will you do a different one?

Depends on how much the drink was. I'll try to accommodate when possible, but no guarantees. I'll do what I can, but all sales are final.

Can you send me the napkin?

YES! If you buy me a drink that's at least $20, I'll send your napkin. Just send me an email to ehdom [at] mymilliondollaryear [dot] com from the same email you used when you paid and I'll send your napkin.

Can I buy you more than one drink?

Of course. Buy me as many as you'd like.

Do I have to buy you a unique drink?

Nope, but me whatever you want. My favorite would be Rum & Coke with some kind of good rum.

How long until my drink and napkin are on the site?

I'll try my hardest to get it up within 2 or 3 days, but it will depends on the number of pending orders.

What will this money go towards?

Drink money will go to funding all sorts of great projects that you can read about at the "Why?" page.

How long will my napkin be online?

I'll try to keep a maximum amount of uptime for at least the next 2 years, though I'm hoping to keep the project going longer than that. If there is any degree of success, I'll keep the site up for as many years as possible.

Anything Else?

I may need to change the terms and conditions as time goes on, so I'm reserving that right. Don't worry, it'll most likely just be more questions and answers on this site.

If you provide a link that I consider inappropriate, or request a drawing that I consider inappropriate, I reserve the right to refuse it. I'll do my best to work with you to come up with something different.